I think this is proof, that we humans as a species, have finally run our course:
The Pet Moustache Generator. Seriously, we perfected the wheel, harnessed electricity and (questionably) put a man on the moon. If it's come to giving ourselves virtual moustaches? I think it's time to quit while we're ahead.
Besides, this moustache totally sucks ass. I could make one that's like, a
thousand times better in photoshop.
That... that's kinda disturbing.
ReplyDeleteRrrwwoorrr. Mr. Salted better watch out.
ReplyDeleteI know. It is disturbing. Really disturbing. To be honest, I'm not exactly sure where I was going with this.
ReplyDeleteAnd, vermillion, are you being facetious or are you just into chicks with 'staches? Cause I do know a chick like that, and I could probably hook you up. The only thing is that she's a Mennonite, so I hope you also like bonnets, as well. Anyway, offer is on the table.
(I'm going to hell.)
Yeah, I was being facetious. tk had it right.
ReplyDeleteAre your cheeks really that rosy? Nice.
Yeah, most of the time they are. I have what I like to refer to as "Hypercolor Face."
ReplyDelete"Hypercolor Face."
ReplyDeleteActually, she just bites the inside of her cheek a lot.