tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post2437145631603664379..comments2023-10-24T06:04:43.331-07:00Comments on litelysalted: Sixty-five Buckslitelysaltedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-24857812837552129232008-07-25T05:33:00.000-07:002008-07-25T05:33:00.000-07:00Haha.Is there such a thing as amateur hour when it...Haha.<BR/><BR/>Is there such a thing as amateur hour when it comes to locking yourself out? If so, clearly I have been bested. ;)litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-40882297173358648232008-07-25T04:39:00.000-07:002008-07-25T04:39:00.000-07:00a former boyfriend and i were moving to chicago an...a former boyfriend and i were moving to chicago and landed close to downtown, around rush hour, in a large-ish moving van. we ducked into an apartment building to buzz the super and the ex locked the keys in the van - WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING - in the middle of the street. <BR/><BR/>aside from having the ass of my pants rip in public, locking my keys in the car while in the middle of nowhere hiking with dog is a frequent worry.<BR/><BR/>regarding the hair, did you, at any time, say "kiss my grits"?celeryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00285833531275576914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-81276710944256491272008-07-24T20:08:00.000-07:002008-07-24T20:08:00.000-07:00Oh puh-leeze! This is amateur hour!Try locking you...Oh puh-leeze! This is amateur hour!<BR/><BR/>Try locking yourself out of your house in the dead of night in New Orleans - hubby out of town - and some homeless guy circling around the block every five minutes, calling out,<BR/><BR/>"Now THAT'S a tasty piece of chicken right there. Umhmmmm... MEATY."<BR/><BR/>Locksmith took his sweet-ass time getting to me, and I lost 30 pounds shortly thereafter, so as not to be so irresistble to the ghetto set.<BR/><BR/>True story.<BR/><BR/>Ms. Mix & BitchAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-6723226762704108612008-07-23T13:23:00.000-07:002008-07-23T13:23:00.000-07:00I once locked the keys to my brother's car in said...I once locked the keys to my brother's car in said car while I was borrowing it. I freaked out and tried to with one of my friend's hair clips and some paper clips I had back in the restaurant. To make matters worse, some woman started screaming that I was stealing a car, which REALLY didn't help anything.Jeremy Feisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15414479123294770273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-15999282300217987952008-07-23T12:24:00.000-07:002008-07-23T12:24:00.000-07:00Ha! Why does that not surprise me?Well, at least y...Ha! Why does that not surprise me?<BR/><BR/>Well, at least you didn't get charged for it, right?litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-53923972606668246882008-07-23T09:57:00.000-07:002008-07-23T09:57:00.000-07:00I locked my keys in my trunk once - I was able to ...I locked my keys in my trunk once - I was able to get into the car, but the trunk release doesn't work unless the key is in the ignition. So I waited for two hours for AAA to come, only to have the AAA guy look at me like I was retarded and go," You <I>do</I> know your seats fold down, right?<BR/><BR/>Balls.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, the bouffant? Totally bringing sexy back.TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.com