tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post6668519963654675741..comments2023-10-24T06:04:43.331-07:00Comments on litelysalted: Grocery Shopping for Psychopathslitelysaltedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-20335256790116584332007-09-09T12:02:00.000-07:002007-09-09T12:02:00.000-07:00Keep up the great work. It very impressive. Enjoye...Keep up the great work. It very impressive. Enjoyed the visit!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-78777985510235294412007-09-06T01:38:00.000-07:002007-09-06T01:38:00.000-07:00soglasen s vami ochen\' zaebatyj blog!soglasen s vami ochen\' zaebatyj blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-55702118996576674862007-09-04T00:29:00.000-07:002007-09-04T00:29:00.000-07:00:-) ochen\' zaebatyj blog!:-) ochen\' zaebatyj blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-80380269056835373162007-09-03T12:24:00.000-07:002007-09-03T12:24:00.000-07:00nice blog!Nice informationnice blog!Nice informationAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-17528758723179290832007-09-02T09:20:00.000-07:002007-09-02T09:20:00.000-07:00nice blog!nice blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-38350136837047382642007-08-29T01:21:00.000-07:002007-08-29T01:21:00.000-07:00Thanks to author! I like articles like this, very ...Thanks to author! I like articles like this, very interesting.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-2092319763983289462007-08-28T13:42:00.000-07:002007-08-28T13:42:00.000-07:00Great Article! Thank You!Great Article! Thank You!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-88014094983976992872007-06-12T21:20:00.000-07:002007-06-12T21:20:00.000-07:00mennonite markets???? omfg i am soooo moving back ...mennonite markets???? omfg i am soooo moving back home. we get the same weis type shit at all the wholefoods and harvests up here. plus homeless people.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-28173187074916436632007-06-07T15:13:00.000-07:002007-06-07T15:13:00.000-07:00so i have a blog now.....and you should read the A...so i have a blog now.....and you should read the Ardmore and Express Line posts to see what I think about working in a grocery store. I also put up the poop blog for your personal enjoyment.smehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17761994929251948525noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-86583040055521024152007-06-06T12:03:00.000-07:002007-06-06T12:03:00.000-07:00I hate to say it, but thank God other people feel ...I hate to say it, but thank God other people feel the same way. Last week at Jewel this jerk-off was seriously pushing the end of his fucking cart into my side while the cashier was still scanning my items. If he didn't have a kid with him I would have given him hell. <BR/><BR/>My own personal hell is still my commute on public transportation, though. At least at the end of my grocery shopping trip I can make myself feel better with cookies (Hob Nobs, if the store has them).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-78917832640671826542007-06-06T08:17:00.000-07:002007-06-06T08:17:00.000-07:00This is the blog I have had in draft mode for a co...This is the blog I have had in draft mode for a couple of weeks.<BR/><BR/>I am still going to post mine, but you probably said it funny-err!<BR/><BR/>I take it a step further with the personal-space-invader behind me crammed in the checkout aisle. I pretend to not know she's so close, swing my basket around, and knock aganist her or her cart. Then I say "Oh my, excuse me... I didn't know you were <I>so (fucking) close</I>!" I've done it a few times, but for the love of God - they have yet to move even an inch back, even when I crack them with my shopping basket.<BR/><BR/>And for the record, I am always ALWAYS pleasant to my cashier. (Especially when she very discreetly bags a certain embarrassing medication I was forced to buy, thanks to the fucking ruinous antibiotic I have been taking for the past week.)Meechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08768036332335789499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-861996933898418072007-06-05T21:59:00.000-07:002007-06-05T21:59:00.000-07:00I was going to say something about the middle of t...I was going to say something about the middle of the night being the best time to shop, but then I noticed that anonymous said it already. But I'll say it anyway: the middle of the night is the best time to shop (if you're lucky enough to have a 24-hour grocery store in your neighborhood, that is).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-18117675821808688792007-06-05T14:20:00.000-07:002007-06-05T14:20:00.000-07:00i live in brooklyn. when my redbone coonhound dog ...i live in brooklyn. when my redbone coonhound dog escapes, he goes directly to the corner bodega. he looks inside the window with his saddest eyes, convincing gullable people he has not been fed- ever. in turn, the hipsters give him half of the pricey sandwich they just bought. wait til i train him to hold out for the Turkey Hill Diet Green Iced Tea. Hoooooottttt DDDDDooooooogggg!!! just in time for summer!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-79509127908441427312007-06-05T12:13:00.000-07:002007-06-05T12:13:00.000-07:00Actually, only 59 if you pack it hard enough.The c...Actually, only 59 if you pack it hard enough.<BR/><BR/>The couscous I mean.Chezhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06125538523345637439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-30360564416238805542007-06-05T11:58:00.000-07:002007-06-05T11:58:00.000-07:00I'm sorry, I stopped reading at "...couscous in bu...I'm sorry, I stopped reading at "...couscous in bulk....". What could you possibly be building in the LitelySalted Laboratory of Hate that you need couscous in bulk? And don't try and tell me you're making couscous butt plugs because it takes at least 60...I mean, um, great post.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14873019372613791610noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-70629001029094229392007-06-05T11:49:00.000-07:002007-06-05T11:49:00.000-07:00jayne are you kidding me? My friend lives in Brook...<B>jayne</B> are you kidding me? My friend lives in Brookyn and that is going to be the best news for her <EM>ever</EM>.<BR/><BR/><B>tk</B> I would luuurve to go shopping with Mrs. TK. I almost got myself arrested once attemtping to shop before a snowstorm, I bet the two of us could make it happen f'sure!litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-21961470691602598522007-06-05T11:29:00.000-07:002007-06-05T11:29:00.000-07:00I miss Turkey Hill iced tea. They're finally start...I miss Turkey Hill iced tea. They're finally starting to sell it here in new york- can you believe it??<BR/><BR/>Love the story!Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13369558937776987035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-27815352841470293572007-06-05T08:22:00.000-07:002007-06-05T08:22:00.000-07:00At first I thought - Ha! How funny would it be for...At first I thought - Ha! How funny would it be for you and Mrs. TK to go grocery shopping together.<BR/><BR/>But then I thought - wait... I don't want to explain to her (or your) parents why she burned a grocery store to the ground. Actual quote from her "I swear, if one more person pulls out a coupon, I'm going to kill every person in here."TKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13495736427508294951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-14311266196357418092007-06-05T08:12:00.000-07:002007-06-05T08:12:00.000-07:00I have very similar feelings about grocery shoppin...I have very similar feelings about grocery shoppings as you. Now, however, I have become a complete recluse and do my grocery shopping at 3:30AM wednesday mornings. The only people in the store are me, the cashier, and the night supervisor. So much better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-72403803728612393042007-06-04T20:02:00.000-07:002007-06-04T20:02:00.000-07:00(in a sing-songy way) "The Reeeal Deeeal With Bill...(in a sing-songy way) "The Reeeal Deeeal With Bill McNeal!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-67182051032209367712007-06-04T20:00:00.000-07:002007-06-04T20:00:00.000-07:00People who still write checks in the store (any st...People who still write checks in the store (<B>any store</B>) should have to line themselves up to get kicked in the crotch...repeatedly. Old persons get an exception. They don't know any better.onthevirghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07393086385087962938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-40441428811239078402007-06-04T16:04:00.000-07:002007-06-04T16:04:00.000-07:00Ohhh, nonono! I'm pleasant to the cashiers. (Unles...Ohhh, nonono! I'm pleasant to the <EM>cashiers</EM>. (Unless they do something assy to piss me off, of course.) it's the other <EM>customers</EM> I reserve my death looks of abhorrence to.litelysaltedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08817381245212129546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-48199140414941514382007-06-04T15:51:00.000-07:002007-06-04T15:51:00.000-07:00Oh dear. Having worked in a grocery store for thre...Oh dear. Having worked in a grocery store for three years, I really do commiserate (sp?) with you. However, I must insist that the next time you are frustrated beyond all belief, and you step up to the cashier, BE PLEASANT. Force sunshine to come out of the depths of your soul and try to be nice, or at the very least indifferent. There are so many asshole customers out there, please don't be one of them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-50000566407762297162007-06-04T14:25:00.000-07:002007-06-04T14:25:00.000-07:00With that story, I believe you have just crystaliz...With that story, I believe you have just crystalized everyone's thoughts and actions eloquently throughout the civilized shopping world.<BR/>Congratulations on a post well done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30519433.post-76094739040672886072007-06-04T13:58:00.000-07:002007-06-04T13:58:00.000-07:00Why in the WORLD do you still go to Weis?? Go to ...Why in the WORLD do you still go to Weis?? Go to the new Giant, it's awesome!couscouscaboosehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12484307348244199505noreply@blogger.com