This just in! Hurricane Child Murderer has just been downgraded to Tropical Storm Pervert! In this meteorologist's opinion, it could possibly regain strength as a category 2 molester. This news may come as a shock to the public, but salt readers heard it here first. On the bright side, I was TOTALLY RIGHT! In your face mediawhores! (Fox News and CNN, I'm looking at you.) On the downside? Now we'll never know who did it! Boo!
Monday, August 28, 2006
Breaking weather news!
This just in! Hurricane Child Murderer has just been downgraded to Tropical Storm Pervert! In this meteorologist's opinion, it could possibly regain strength as a category 2 molester. This news may come as a shock to the public, but salt readers heard it here first. On the bright side, I was TOTALLY RIGHT! In your face mediawhores! (Fox News and CNN, I'm looking at you.) On the downside? Now we'll never know who did it! Boo!
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