My quest for the holy grail of Maury clips is over. What you are about to see is one of my top 2 favorite Maury segments EVER. I used to tell people about it but I think they probably thought I was making it up. I mean, wouldn't you?? It's just incredible. FYI: My other favorite Maury is the one with the guy who told his girlfriend that he was kidnapped (several times) to explain his cheating and disappearances. So his girlfriend was requesting a lie detector test to find out if he was really kidnapped or not. Even though he came home from one of the "kidnappings" with a wristband from the local bowling alley around his wrist.
Without further ado... Enjoy!
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"One time on Maury...."
My favorite memories of Stacey and her rapist's wit come from these 4 happy words. You go girl!
Wait, did I actually just type "You go girl?!" Jaysus.
How can someone be so stupid to think a biracial child could come from a homogeneous relationship? He's either a stupid douchebag or the greates actor since Gregory Peck.
nobody's that stupid. that's got to be put on.
I don't know. I had my shit-detector turned up to 11 and I think it's pretty safe to say that it was real. I don't think they show this part in the clip (or do they?) but she says she told him that she had hispanic blood in her family. (Which is great and all, but that's still a black baby, dipshit!)
Oh, also this clip left out the intro to the segment, which was probably the best part. Where the babymomma whooore sits there with her fat blubbering face and tells the audience, "I cheated, yada, might-not-be-his-cakes" and then they show the "family portrait" clip with the black baby and the audience just busts the fuck out laughing, because, black baby much?? Yes! It was the most awesome. thing. ever.
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