Friday, February 09, 2007

Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory with the Lead Pipe!

If you're like me, you're dying to know what killed Anna Nicole Smith. Was it suicide? (Maybe) Drugs? (Probably) Howard K. Stern? (Getting warmer) Bear Attack??? (Hmmm....)

But we won't know until, at earliest, later today. Although if her son Daniel's death is any indication we probably still won't know 5 months from now. So for now, here is a theory posted on Spankcheeks from a few weeks ago. This rumor can only be fueled by Anna's untimely death. I love conspiracy theories!

It's gonna be a helluva long Friday... So feel free to discuss!


Jeff said...

Colonel Mustard. Ha ha ha. I heard that too.

Although I think Miss Scarlet had more of a motive considering she's a gold digger too.

aejr said...

i don't know why but i got a bad feeling about the whole thing when I first heard that she was dead. Was she really that much of a drughound? I mean, I'm sure she did drugs, but it takes a lot to kill you.

litelysalted said...

The latest news from yahoo says that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, Prince Frederick von Anhalt is now claiming he's the babydaddy. I'm not making this up. This story just keeps getting awesomer and awesomer. I mean... yeah, it's sad that she died and all, too.

Jeff said...

Maybe it's Prince Gerhardt Hapsburg?

sme said...

I'm blaming it all on TrimSpa.

litelysalted said...

Hear that kids? Diet pills kill you. Jessie Spano tried to warn us, but it was all fun and games until Anna Nicole goes and fucking dies.

"The more you know."