Wednesday, April 04, 2007

I CALLED IT!

When I originally wrote about VH1's I Love New York following the series premiere, I had the following prediction:

Already fan-favorite and serious contendor, Chance is the token cro-magnum thug whom, much like a Bum to Night Train, New York is immediately and overwhelmingly drawn to. Chance will no doubt make the final two and likely go on to star in his very own brand-of-crazy Reality Show, Give Chance a Piece.

Well, I Love New York wrapped up on Monday night, and wouldn't you know! Not only did our favorite little thug make it into the final two... But he was eliminated; leaving himself free for any future VH1 projects!

The winner of I Love New York ended up being the crybaby tattletaleing ("Ninja Turtle Motherf**ker") Tango, who I did not write about in my previous entry because of how horrifically boring he was. He concluded the show with one final act of lameness by proposing to old Snuffleupagus Eyelashes on the spot. Yaaaawn. All and all, a fairly disappointing ending as I had been kind of rooting for Chance.

Oh, but who am I kidding? As if for one moment I gave the tiniest crap about New York finding her Skank Charming! I tuned in for hilarious manskank antics (say that three times fast!) and this show delivered exceptionally. What I'm really looking forward to is next week's reunion when they're all gonna FIGHT!! Yes! Hot manskank on manskank action! Wheeee!!!!!

If you missed I Love New York, do your self a favor and turn on VH1 this weekend, where you'll be likely to catch a marathon of it. I even got Mr. Salted hooked, which is a huge testament to the entertainment value of the series. And don't miss the upcoming Charm School, in which VH1 continues to milk every last drop out of the Flavor of Love franchise. I can't wait!!

5 comments:

beth said...

In my humble opinion, the highlights of the finale were NY's eyelashes, and more specifically, their desire to get off her face. Culminating in the shot of them sitting alone on the dock, looking like sad, wet, mangled puppies...

from deep inside New York... said...

I love New York too! But for different reasons! And of course, a different New York...
Damn. You succeeded in making me wish I wish I had a TV.

Natalia said...

I think Chance and Mr. Boston should have an odd-couple type show. It would be so beautiful, don't you think?

I can not WAIT for both the reunion show and Charm School. Bitches be hatin on Pumpkin already! What an evening that will be...

litelysalted said...

beth- Did you totally love then how she was all "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!!" as if she became magically transformed into an old crone without her eyelashes?

How 'bout it, natalia?! That's exactly what I said. It would be brilliant... They could make it like Strange Love II, except send them around the country doing some kind of Nicole/Paris hijinx. Now there is a show I could get behind.

beth said...

chance and mr. boston odd couple show...oh my! best idea i've heard in years!