Thursday, July 12, 2007

Who Was That Moustachioed Woman?

I think this is proof, that we humans as a species, have finally run our course: The Pet Moustache Generator. Seriously, we perfected the wheel, harnessed electricity and (questionably) put a man on the moon. If it's come to giving ourselves virtual moustaches? I think it's time to quit while we're ahead.

Besides, this moustache totally sucks ass. I could make one that's like, a thousand times better in photoshop.


TK said...

That... that's kinda disturbing.

Vermillion said...

Rrrwwoorrr. Mr. Salted better watch out.

litelysalted said...

I know. It is disturbing. Really disturbing. To be honest, I'm not exactly sure where I was going with this.

And, vermillion, are you being facetious or are you just into chicks with 'staches? Cause I do know a chick like that, and I could probably hook you up. The only thing is that she's a Mennonite, so I hope you also like bonnets, as well. Anyway, offer is on the table.

(I'm going to hell.)

Vermillion said...

Yeah, I was being facetious. tk had it right.

Are your cheeks really that rosy? Nice.

litelysalted said...

Yeah, most of the time they are. I have what I like to refer to as "Hypercolor Face."

TK said...

"Hypercolor Face."

Actually, she just bites the inside of her cheek a lot.