Friday, January 25, 2008

Who's the Biggest Idiot?

If I told you that I got tricked by a spammer to post a link to a "penile enhancement" website on my gossip site, would you think I am just a run of the mill idiot; or like the biggest idiot in the whole wide world?

Ohhhkay, biggest idiot in the whole wide world, then? Yes?

I have to admit, it was pretty brilliant. Somehow the spammers are getting smarter, like terminators or those super smart dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. This is what I got in my email this morning:

Hey,
My husband and I are a big fan of your site, even though he hates to admit it :) . Recently he did reveal his true gossip queen side. He showed me an interesting thing he found on a site that he asked me to confirm. The site is called link purposely omitted and it has britney's paparazzi boyfriend adnan as one of its product reviewers. Maybe this was something that he was doing on the side before he got all the media attention? I always thought that he was a sell-out, but this is going to a whole new level. Was he or is he still really a test monkey for a male enhancement review site? I wonder how much they paid him? Is there any way that you can verify wether it is true or not?

Here is the link to where his info is:
(link purposely omitted)


I know you have a lot of e-mails to reply to, but please let me know if you find out anything more about this

P.S.- My husband was really excited when he found out that I was going to email you about this because he feels like he is contributing to the gossip community.

Thanks.
Mary & John



So before I could even contemplate the validity of said prospect, I already was crackin' away, with visions of Us Weekly and TMZ and widespread exposure dancing in my head, announcing to the world, "Webster's Is My Bitch was first to break the story..."

Sigh.

Better luck next time.

5 comments:

It's ME. said...

keep workin' hard girl. someday. like i told you, i've had friends up here talk to me about you, not knowing that we went to high school together. i'm like, me and litelysalted go waaayyy back. like to economics and govt w. mr. grubbs.

Manda said...

Eh, if it makes you feel any better, I've seen the same story on a couple of other gossip sites (Yes, I read more than one.). So you aren't the only sucker in town.

Ranylt said...

I promise never to send you a trick link in our emails, Litely. Poor ting.

And I'm thee-rilled to see you posting again here. Websters is a BITCH for sucking away all your time (no harsh words for Pajiba, of course).

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BarbadoSlim said...

HAHAHAHAHAH!

PWNED!