Thursday, November 09, 2006

Suck it, Anthropologie Catalog!

As if it wasn't bad enough that Anthropologie constantly sends me catalogs full of wonderful things that I can't afford, now they're using ugly models to do it. That's right, you heard me: UGLY.

Instead of, "Here take a look at this lovely little frock: It costs more than your mortgage payment!" Now it's all, "Here take a look at this lovely little frock: It costs more than your mortgage payment and we're going to put it on a model that looks like Ron Perlman from the 1987 television series Beauty and the Beast just to spite you!" Think I'm exaggerating? My friends, I wish it were so...

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

3 comments:

loveyouintheface said...

VINCENT!
I loved that tv show as a tot but dammit they should feature me in that f-ing catalog if they are going to model their sartorial splendor on a she-beast. I would at least appear happy because that I could finally don such over-priced garments, instead of looking like a tortured primate.

anney Ryan said...

i always wondered what happened to that guy...

Brit said...

This is totally accurate. You should send this to Anthropologie and tell them they're catalogues cause you nightmares.

That show was awesome in such an awful way.